I was just reading some of my past blogs and I am a trip...lol I couldn't help laughing at my dialogue and activities.. It made me sit back and think.. Time sure do change things...
All of my blogs back in 2007 was so animated.
Well now that I am 25, I can reflect on my 23-24 year old days.. ...
**reflecting**. Um.. *still reflecting*.. It's basically the same.. Well, nah, not basically the same since I have a soon-to-be husband and a soon-to be new baby.. YAY!!!
My soon-to-be son's name is Jayden.. He played me to the left last night.... I was laying down in bed and for some reason [I can't really remember why] I felt the urge to get up. So I sort of sat up, but in the midst I looked down and seen the craziest looking hump in my stomach.. I screamed so loud 'Oh, no.. I got a hump!!'
I was so scared, I just froze. I didn't want to move cause I didn't want the hump to attack the baby or anything and I was once told that stretching could cause the umbilical cord to wrap around the baby's neck so I didn't want to make any sudden moves.. I didn't know what to do, I never seen that hump before.. It looked like a sideways camel hump in the middle of my stomach. I mentioned it to my fiance, but he didn't seem to pay me any mind.. He had the nerve to ask me 'if I'm sure it wasn't his hand or something'.. I felt insulted.. I 'know' what a hand is... And that wasn't a hand..
So then I called my mom.. She started acting crazy with me too. Talking about 'do I know what I have in my stomach'.. Duh... a baby.. But I never seen that hump before.. So now to everyone.. I was the crazy one..
My fiance tried calming me down but by that time I started to panic because I realized I haven't felt my little one move in the last 4 hours.. I refused to lay down again, from fear of reproducing the hump, so I just walked around aimlessly. After about 10 minutes of craziness, I noticed another hump in my stomach and once again started screaming 'Oh, no.. Another hump'. By that time no one was paying me any mind, so I was basically screaming to myself..
It wasn't until 5 minutes after that that I realized that that crazy looking hump was my baby... I'm not too sure, but I could have sworn I heard Jayden laughing at me from inside the womb...
So I guess it begins.. 'Time to make mommy look crazy'.. I was sort of preparing myself for it once he was born because I know how babies do but I just didn't think that those lil suckers started plotting from the womb..
Now I will have to be my toes...
Slight Distraction
15 years ago
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